Benjamin likes to watch the women do aerobics in the gym. He stares at them through the glass as they dance up and around their step platforms, and he dances with them. An old man said, "Looks like he's starting early...heh, heh, heh." I said, "Back off, creep."
Happy New Year!
Friday, December 29, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
overheard at target...
"I lost my Toni Braxton Christmas album. I'm SO ANGRY. It was the BEST Christmas album I ever had. And I can't find Amy Grant either."
[Note to woman who said this: You can't find those CDs because TARGET HAS BETTER TASTE THAN YOU DO.]
[Note to woman who said this: You can't find those CDs because TARGET HAS BETTER TASTE THAN YOU DO.]
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