Monday, February 27, 2006

I got served

And I'm not talking about the movie. I'm just waiting for someone to kick me in the crotch right now.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

beautiful babies contest can kiss my ass

Okay. So I said I'd never enter my son into a baby contest. But I did it. It was not for the noble purpose of putting the $3000 prize into a scholarship fund for Benjamin's college. Nor was it for the satisfaction of knowing my baby was cuter than every one else's baby (though that would've been pretty great). I did it for one reason--to put the cash prize towards paying off a hefty chunk of credit card debt. Yes, Ben, your mommy is ghetto.

Now. Regis and Kelly introduced the finalists for the beautiful baby contest this week. Benjamin was not included. I'm not even angry. I feel sorry for them. Clearly, they have no taste. They picked a baby wearing a backwards hat, for Christ's sake.

So, Regis and Kelly, I demand a recount. And my $3000 dollars. After all, I spent thirteen hours of hell pushing the world's most beautiful baby out of my body. I deserve it.

me and my boy Posted by Picasa

my baby boy Posted by Picasa

adjusting Posted by Picasa

ben series Posted by Picasa

ben series Posted by Picasa

the ladies Posted by Picasa

me-licking car. bridget-licking me. Posted by Picasa

too damn cute Posted by Picasa

slater sisters Posted by Picasa

ben series Posted by Picasa

blowing minds at the bitter end Posted by Picasa

ben series Posted by Picasa

scary but cool  Posted by Picasa

thanks for the ears, melissa Posted by Picasa

times square Posted by Picasa

from the empire state building Posted by Picasa

dancing Posted by Picasa

a cute one Posted by Picasa

bustin a move Posted by Picasa

rock star shot Posted by Picasa

melissa and birdie Posted by Picasa

the girls Posted by Picasa

blizzard! Posted by Picasa

partying in the HOB Posted by Picasa

awesome hair Posted by Picasa