I know it's been awhile

but I'm busy with that little thing called a full-time job, and with two little punks running around. But I am taking the time to report on something of utmost importance. Tonight at the frozen yogurt shop, there was a man in line ahead of me. This was no ordinary man; it was a man wearing a Looney Tunes spandex bicyclist outfit, and those special bicyclist shoes that make the wearer appear to float a quarter of an inch off the ground. As if this weren't obnoxious enough, this man had a ponytail. A long, braided ponytail. And a soul patch. And several earrings. I hate this man with everything in my soul.